Baci did good at school today, and we get weird when that happens. When the teacher says "Good job, Baci!", Adam and I get all happy like it's our kid or something. Which is really frickin' scary. I never expected to feel parental over anything except for a kid, but here I am at 29-kidless & calling mysellf "mommy" to the dog. Comment pathétique.

"I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all, I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes."

~ R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg

Hirschfeld was a genius. He could have made coffee table books of his work at kinko's.

Me Want!!! I don't know why I shouldn't at only $3.00. I heart homemade arty fun.

Happy Easter Everyone! Check out this photograph taken just after JC kungfoo'd some Roman guards! JESUS ROCKS!

The Turdinator- I'm posting this link because I think the top left photo & caption is pretty well hilarous.

Puppy School!

Baci has his first day of school tonight, wish him luck!

"Whippin' cyberspace into place!

Peep!

If I'd had this for my prom, it would have read "DO NOT ENTER".

I heard somewhere that you should sing Happy Birthday to yourself twice to get your hands really clean. I started doing that, but my mind must have started to get bored with that song because now I've switched to Drop it Like it's Hot (exactly why I'm not sure), but I'm thinking it's probably better than this.

Shpants

I NEED YOUR HELP!
There's a retirement home near here in Lawton, MI that is requesting postcards from around the world! The project is called "Around the World in 180 Days", and they are going to mark each postcard on a map at the for all the residents to track. So, if you go on a trip or if you live far far away from Michigan, please send a fun postcard to:

Around the World
c/o White Oaks
300 White Oak Road
Lawton, MI
49065 U.S.A.

They are aiming for all 50 states and many countries, YAY!

Whoever is writing the Barney's Daily Photo section of the whitehouse's site is hilarious. Look for Barney's picture he took while diving a perfect Triple Lindy, a south lawn moonwalk, this inexplicably silly one and find out his reaction when he finds out he wasn't named Secretary of Education.

lil gif kitties

My guess is you're probably wearing the wrong bra with that dress.