5.00 Business Card Haiku by Amy Beth

vistaprint=sly fox
wrong order with matte paper
wrong zip code my fault

Index of /tvshows/mp3
I forgot Please Don't Eat the Daisies but I remember the graphics. I definitely remembered 21 Jump Street when Fox was new because my best friend was in love with Johnny Depp. Perfect Strangers makes me think of the picture I had in my head of Chicago BEFORE I moved there. The Monkees reminds me of middle school when it was shown on MTV in the summer around noon. My favorite of the list: Mork & Mindy. My sister had a set of Mork's suspenders. Lucky.

Happy Paczki Day! Let's meet in Hamtramck Michigan's Cultural Jewel for a diabetic coma!

for sale:
I got my first samples from the supah store's new line (i ♥ kitties) and I must say I am both happy & impressed. I love my postcards the best and the mug does make my coffee tase better.
so I thought I would pass along two sale info bits for any cafepress store:

Plus: Hat Sale: Starting February 24th you can save $2 on all hats. Coupon Code WARMHEAD.

This would be soooooo good for you to knit me. (thanks brandy!)

Looks like they were messin round.

Yeah, so I bought myself a knitting machine for my birthday which I have not used yet because I used all my money for the machine and have no money for yarn, but I did find cute knitting patterns & info at the Knitters Edge (machine knitting only).

Happy Valentine's Day! Something that should be celebrated on the same day is no pants day.

Aweing the hippies.

My childhood home is for sale again! (The people moved in in March!) Hmmmm.... I wonder what happened. Maybe they found the voodoo guy that lives in the basement.

I WISH I WISH I WISH I had the money for THIS, can I borrow yours?

I like the model for the 2nd jester hat.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARTY (my bruddah)!

Sweet'N Low, how I love thee.
I drink at least 3 packets of sweet'n low a day. I LOVE SWEET'N LOW. Sweet n'low is a really funny company because on every box and inside every box there are offers to send away for stuff. The picture for the Sweet'N Low apron & oven mit combo I found especially amusing (click for the closeup): And Hey! look at all the awesome Vintage Sweet'N Low Packets!

You have to check out Brandy's I turned 30 Viscom sty-lee post. It's genius. And funny. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRANDY!

happy groundhogs day

SUPERBOWL BOOBIE! SUPERBOWL BOOBIE! SUPERBOWL BOOBIE!