Who said it?
"I hate everyone and everything that will ever spawn from Canada."
If he had switched out Canada with Indiana I would be the genius.

OoooooooooH! I want to try this! We finally carved our punkins tonight... (yes I'm deadline driven). P.S. Go rent yourself SuperSucker-it's fun and it's filmed entirely in my hometown-yay! It was really funny.

Ok. I was home alone while Adam was at work and I broke a personal rule by watching Halloween III. Ok so I did see it once as a kid and it did scare the crap out of me then, but this time around with the robots with pumpkin goop as blood, the catchy commercial that is supposed to kill people wearing the masks, and the crickets that kill everyone–it was funny. It's great to watch witches die via shipped-to-the-U.S.A. Stonehenge. Pagan fools!

I found this photo above our dining room table above the ceiling tiles.

Hooray! Gesty and I are finally, officially Wifey and Baby!

Yet another classic Booka link: Scariest sculpture EVAH!

Booka has sent me one of her classic links: Swedish Man Bands. Thank you booka.

No way.... a movie about the guy who tried to catch the foul ball? But hey- if they made Gigli, they probably will make The Loveable Loser movie. Aw! Poor man! It's not his fault! Leave him alone!

Don't worry, it's just the burning smokes I threw out the car window.

pooooooooooooooooooooooooooopie!

I was reading Booka's post about Buffalo Bill's Museum & Grave site and I have to ask why- why why why do people have themselves buried at scenic overlooks? Is it to get a better view at the second coming? Or is it because you supposed to go there, look around and say to yourself "It is good that Bill is dead, he's fertilizing these nice trees"!?

Hey that's cool! The Network of Casual Art more arty & less farty! Up my alley & up yours.

I think that at least every third time I wash my face I think about the beginning of Mommy Dearest- remember the freezer in the bathroom cabinet with the ice in the bowl? That part. I wish I were as tidy as Joan.

Congrats to Lisa (my cuz) & Diego (her husband/adam's villanous actor): new baby boy! Go team babymakin'!

About this recall thing: It's just as exciting as the lotto somehow, isn't it? It's different when you don't live in the place where all the news is going down- a lot like checking someone else's numbers for them. Whoever wins, it doesn't really effect me.

It might as well have been the world series. All my friends crapped their pants.

What to do? A poor little kitty comes to our house at night out of the cold, but the landlady would definitely frown on another addition to the household. If it weren't for the fleas we would bring her in, I think the right thing to do is to help find her a home.

Dear Peppercorn Salami,
Why do you tempt me with your delicious assortment of animal shreds? When I bite you, you place nasty little rocks of pepper that stick in my teefs. I am not nimble enough to avoid your trickery.
Go away!
Love,
Amy Beth

Dammit! Before I could work up the cash, someone bought the MaaKies that immortalized the Business Cats. Crap.

The Dire Nerd warns you about the curse of fake glasses. This guy was also one of the main hicks in Adam's last film! Go Telfer!