Adam's movie, Johnny Ostrich & His American Song Bag, plays Saturday night, see you there!

This has got to be the greatest use of computers ever: Floating Henry Rollins Head Haiku

A very cool article about my friends in the Steepwater Band in Midwest Beat Magazine

makingcosmetics.com I never thought of making my own makeup. It wouldn't turn out good prolly. But it's kinda neat to see the recipies, supplies and see what other people make.

Thank you, Leann for totally making my day. Les Pantless Menace is exactly the kind of random fun that I would have if I had the movie making equipment, characters, and Austin Powers soundtrack.

Bad Haikus for you to read when you're bored. And if you don't have the time–they are bad.

Jason Fever's Half-Assed Website
WARNING, some gratuitous boobies here and there.

The Virtual Elvis

Go to Art Treats and check out their crayonslaught area. FUN.

Someone reviewed supah! Hurrah!

Funny: Elvis' Christmas Cards. Note the Colonel as Santa.

The squirrelly is from hippie coco's planet. She makes these really interesting stuffed animals. Fun. A new carrer for me?

Bored? Do the Funky Chicken Pincushion It's really a funny project, & everyone needs one, right? Found on sewwrong.com

Oh happy day: I got a present from my husbean! The Bowling man planter, I'll let you know what I plant in it once it arrives. YESSSSSS. THANK YOU ADAM!!!!

CORKDOLL.COM
Fun stuff from inexpensive materials.... and good photography.

- {{{ - Silas and Maria - }}} -

Oooh, I found the hippest summer fashion accessory: Godfather Purses at this overlypriced$nobbishNYCfa$hionistathatisactuallycrap $tore! Enjoy!

Elvis - Print-n-Color
Hah. You can download & color "Elvis being inducted into the U.S. Army". Totally weird, but fun. If you're a professional and you work in an office like I do, use the highlighters from the supply closet to give Elvis a Sargent Pepper psychedelic look.

Sports hair question.

I thought it was someone who ate a bad taco for lunch,
but it was really this happening!

"It's a major award"
Hey! I won something & recieved it in the mail yesterday, Sublime Stitching's Transfers, they are fabulous, and I think I am going to embroider the Viva! Las Vegas & Rockabilly Swing! patterns onto a nice dark blue set of silk pajamas for Adam pants. Thank you, Naughty Secretaries!

Corey Barba.com

Maggie's friday five made me think about how weird I've become, here's my comments:
I'd like to add that I wish I were Jerry whatsis name the telethon guy. He never wears the same pair of socks twice, he like throws them away. Every time I get a new package of white socks (which is like once a year) it's celebration time. I wear them once and they get fuzzies on them. Pills I guess is the right term. And they NEVER go away. I don't use bleach, maybe that's why. Maybe I should start using bleach. Drives me nuts. Am I weird. OCD?

Adam & I went to Rockford for a fun wedding weekend (CONGRATULATIONS CHADWICK & NICOLE!) We got to spend time with the cutest baby ever, Nolan, who is a little blue eyed 6 month old doll and sucks on his toes and -- oh wow: roadtrips make me think of this: one of the greatest urls ever: roadsideamerica.com The coolest part I've seen so far: Sam Sanfillippo's Funeral Home Dioramas involving dead squirrelies. Thanks for a great weekend!

Your fun for today is: MuffinFilms.
Thank you to Elizabeth!

I made this gif animation about 4 years ago, and it appeared on Word TV from Word.com (which no longer exists!). It's fun going through my old files. I found the second website I ever made as well. I'll be posting it soon.

From the The NPR 100 "I Wanna Be Sedated" was voted one of the top 100 songs of the last century. If you'd like to listen, and you have Real Audio, click here.

The (Ramones)'s short, fast and loud songs, of which "Sedated" is the prototype, became their trademark sound, a very different approach to rock music in 1976. Village Voice rock critic Robert Christgau wrote "It blows everything else off the radio...just perfect, a minor classic."

I stayed up all night for you.... you see, I painted you something special!

Freaky Dream Analyzer

Oh wow- wholesale birdies & butterflies are some of the coolest stuff evah! I can't find out how much they are unless I actually call China. Bummer.

If you feel disenfranchised from your church, maybe you could consider joining The Church of SpongeBob Squarepants

Try this handwriting analysis, let me know if it was accccurate!

ELVIS STUFF: I wish I knew where my Viewmaster was, I would like to see Graceland in 3D splendor. And, I think Schroder should have kept this on his piano.

Dee Dee Ramone found dead - June 6, 2002 He went on D day.
Here are some words from Dee Dee's zine, reading this gave me chills.

guimp: world's smallest website

Did you know that I NY has its own website!?
Apparently there's this bizarre company that says its "Representing the World's Greatest Legends".

They must just sue for © infringement.

The woman from craftychica.com has a really nice retail site at losmestizos.com filled with fun and affordable chicano themed art, my favorite: 40 oz to dia de los muertos.

My sweet grandma turns 90 today! She was born in Belgium in 1912, and came here when she was a little girl. I think it was during WWI, because, she said her first day at school in Grand Rapids, MI, a plane flew over head and she hit the deck! She thought it was an enemy plane attacking, and she said the nuns laughed at her. I love you Grandma!

From Apeculture:
HEAVY METAL HAIKUS - Part I and HEAVY METAL HAIKUS - Part II

Ozzy's big secret:
He's a Muppet, controlled by
John Bonham's ghost

PLUSThe Osbournes - Why, Ozzy, Why? Great article about how your quirky obsessions can become mainstream, and ruin the fun you had.

Hey! I found a picture of your boyfriend, RICKEY!

FANTASTIC NEWS!

Adam's movie, Johnny Ostrich & His American Song Bag made it into the Storefront Cinema Alternative Film & Video Festival! WAY TO GO ADAM!

I can't decide between the title for this link, here's two titles for the same link, use whichever you like better:
For your Bling Bling Bubbie!
OR
Is your Bubbie Iced?

I think this is the best Spongebob store on the web. I can't believe they make Spongebob piercing jewelry.