I got my Ramones Anthology last night--- my favorite that I hadn't heard in forever.
Beat on the Brat
Beat on the Brat
Beat on the Brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh- oh
What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like this always on your back
What can you do? (lose?)

Remember easter eggs? I have some for you to find, here's a big directory of Al Hirschfeld drawings. Find NINA!

Someone at my company sent an email to everyone in the building about getting their diet coke stolen,
enjoy:

From: XXXXXX
03/28/2002 01:54 PM
To: XXXXXX
Subject: Lunch



Some very UNcivic-minded person has taken it upon themselves to take my Diet Coke from the refrigerator on the 17th floor and stick a sad little Diet Coke with Lemon in the same spot as a replacement. This is INCREDIBLY obnoxious. Please buy a plain can of Diet Coke and replace my Diet Coke right now. Clearly, whoever did it has no regard for being a constructive part of a community, but whoever did it should care AT LEAST about their karma and the ramifications of stealing someone else's lunch.

Since the Oscars, Grandma has ben obsessed with Sidney Poitier portraits. Wow! And I thought she was still in love with Ernest.

Do you think it's time hank put a shirt on? I'm not sure, I just think he should squeegee himself more.

I found a tasty blog: fluffy battle kitten. Tasty & funny too.

fluffybattlekitten

I meant to pick up this Elvis Photo Cube in Memphis. But I went for this plate that I'm still not sure how to eat off of yet.

design for chunks
Oh, you knew this was coming (back).
The best one is this one, hands down.

Ok, well, I did tie a big scarf around my cat's neck the other day, and Adam thought I was crazy, that I still play with the kitties like they're dolls sure, but at at least I don't do this to them. POOR KITTIES!

My sentiments exactly: Oscars 2002: Somebody make it stop!
the best part of the article was about Owen Wilson. All the race stuff is pretty messy and boring subject matter to get too deep into for me... but Halle Berry did have a conniption fit & if I were Denzel's wife I would kick Julia Robert's ass. heh heh. Are any of those people normal? I wonder.

HEY Cletus! I can see your house from here!

scary: Adam & I watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space on Saturday night. It was horrible funny and actually scary. They wrapped people in Cotton Candy and killed a security guard by throwing a ton of pies at him. Mysteriously, the pies contained some kind of acid and ate the guys' body up.
If you live in Chicago, you'll know this guy is scary. One question: can homey sue?

Something on my shopping list

I think I found a date for Miss Pussy Galore.

Did I ever tell you that I love Red Wing Pottery? It was made in Red Wing, Minnesota from 1877 until it closed in the 60's. They had these awesome hand painted sets like these cowboy plates. I think they're very expensive if you don't find them at a garage sale. I have this plate that my mother in law gave me: Tampico Plate. We have all new Fiesta Ware, but sometime I would like to get a big cabinet and start putting the cowboys inside.

I found your spring/easter desktop!
Why am I still facinated with kitten pictures at 26 years old?

Wow... Talking Heads then, Talking Heads now, Talking Heads soon?

Plankton Art Co.
Did they rip off the the Wes Hollywood Show's site? Still, it's pretty fun.

New Product from Supah: The Candy & Corn Show Baseball Jersey

I made these pants this weekend (the ones in white on the left). They turned out pretty great. I got a great deal on the pattern ($1.99). I figure if they're comfy, I can just buy fabric & a zipper for more pairs later. They were pretty easy too. I wish I had a digital camera, I would post them. The fabric was a stretchy jean material that had embroidery along the bottom. I want to go home and make something else. I didn't get dressed Sunday except for trying the new pants on.

Photos from the set of johnny O!

$5.00 sez this hat is going to be seen at someone's pride parade.

Crafty blogs:
dangerouschunky.com
knitjapan
My life in Stitches
manmade
crafty gal
not martha
Hobby Whore
glitterkitty's Ho-made Goodness
Sew Wrong
photo of Cary Grant knitting (yes, it's here for no reason)

The Ozzbournes was very funny last night. I highly reccomend the show. They have more *bleeep*s than Jerry Springer.

I want to find one of these Peter Max Crochet books at a garage sale, but I'm not paying that.

breakfast cereal haikus

The funniest new show ever: The Osbournes
did that make sense? In any event, I know what I'm doing Tuesday at 9:30.

Oh my, I am such a babe. We celebrated my sister's 30th birthday saturday night. This really nice caricature dude walked in the bar, and I need to really thank him for my fantastic figure.
I'm the BABEALISCIOUS one wiggleing my booty on the left, then is Adrienne, Chrissy (the birthday girl) and my mom who has the killer boobies.

We watched m e m e n t o last night, it was so very good, but the movie used some kind of CONFUSITRON ray gun on me. They even mess with the navigation on the DVD to CONFUSITRON me more. I think it's even nominated this year.

See you tonight!

I had no idea this site existed, I love bobanddavid.com.

Funniest email I've gotten at 1am ever:

Reply-To: "Kelly Sabot"
From: "Kelly Sabot"
To: "amy beth"
Subject: Re: You Receive a Postcard!
Date: Wed, 6 Mar 2002 00:12:14 -0500

Hey, I just called my sister and she is going into labor.
She kept talking to me, all breathing weird and stopping and telling
Brian--Ok, it's over.
And I'm like, uh, what's going on? And she says "oh, I'm telling Brian when I have contractions and he is marking down the times." And I'm like, what the HELL are you on the phone with me for? Don't you have to call your doctor or something? God, HANG UP and call 911 or something, don't be shootin the breeze blowing time with me, I don't want to be on the phone while you're pushing or anything. Why don't you get yourself to the hospital already?????

Baseball's Greatest Team Ever, Ever!

I can't beleive the frank larosa site actually has it. Kelly Killian (as she was once known) had this album. It is funnier than you can ever imagine. I can't believe it. It's all about how Mohammed Ali fights tooth decay. SO KICKASS.

Dear Miss Dressmaker,
You are a very talented individual. You have aquired skillful dressmaking ways, but did you have to go there or there or especially there? Did you?

Crafts, Extremely Evil

Great Smoky Mountains
Wow, I actually bought something from an auction site. I can't wait to see if it was worth it.

The little Mermaid's hard life
If your national symbol was a 4ft tall naked girl, these things might happen to you.