Heaven Records Presents : Nathan Payne
my cool brother-in-law has a new record company, as far as i can tell. but no record company yet? i dunno. GO NATHAN! yea!

I'm the Sauce, Apple-Boss! I think Bookalooka wishes she were still single for the Sauce Boss.

destroy rockcity wow. I need to do something like this! 9-5 drags.

one of the best mAAkies ever

Good happiness and mojo to you. Whats new? I have returned from a fantastic voyage. Thanks to Adam's daddio, who made the whole thing possible. We were on a sloop for 6 days & nights in the Abacos Islands of the Bahamas.

What is the worst thing Amy Beth could have possibly done while leaving the country you ask? Well, I did it. I left without my wallet, including my credit card and drivers lisence.
So, in case you're wondering, with all the security and airport stuff to go through, you can still leave (& return) the United States without a valid photo I.D. Yeah, I'm a bonehead.

At least I didn't do this.

So long, Paynes!
Tomorrow starts our venture to the Abacos Islands. I should be back around the 28th of January, the day after my 26th birthday. Yea!

Steiff Sheizer
Martha Stewart is so full of crap! This is funny though, in the description of this pricey ($72.00) stuffed chipmunk (I didn't make this up, people...) it reads:

Martha has a special fondness for "rodentia," the order of mammals characterized by nibbling teeth.

Check out how much the Giraffe is!

I know you've been looking all over for your new address labels.

Megan posted this site on her blog:unamerican.com, What is the funniest thing about it? Probably the most "American" thing there is, is comsumerism.... therefore, why in the hell does unamerican.com have a frickin' huge CATALOG!?!?!???? Can you say oxymoron?

Adam & I hung out with the Gainses at Rebecca's apartment on Saturday.... and this is the documentation.

Frank is here too. Plus a very very funny quote too (MP3).

Frank's on Project Greenlight!
If you came to my wedding, you might recognize the DJ, it's Adam's friend Frank on home body odor.

The Swedish Elvis. Please, if you can, listen to In the Ghetto.

I am trying to save for a down payment for a house, but I'm tempted to save up for one of these. It looks like so much frickin' fun. Anyone want to buy some of my paintings to help the cause?

Did you know that pawpi is my favorite internet cat?
Did you know she can fly?

LESSON FOR THE DAY, PEOPLE! Let's go over the differences between a good blog, and a not good one:
*	interesting?	funny?	conceitedness?
***** ***** Good Blog ***** *****	cheese puff native americans	heh. the manifest hippies: everyone talks in a special hippy lingo. "manifest" is a popular word. "can you manifest me a phone card?" you might hear that word used 5-10 times in a conversation. 45 minutes might be spent discussing what name to call someone. are you a Sunshine, Dandelion or an Autumn? yes, that's it, you're an Autumn! that's you!! *sigh* sounds just like art school...	A typical observence: on the subway, i saw a bunch of kids race across the platform from the local to the express and one of them carelessly slam into a passing woman. she showed him a startled indignant face and he responded with a quick methodical "sorry, sorry, sorry!" as he continued running. i have done the same thing so many times to people in my impatience.
***** ***** Bad Blog ***** *****	ew!: just checked the scale..another 20lbs to go...the target was 10 more only initially but you can never be too skinny...	affluence is not funny: (except for the Beverly Hillbillies) I'm sure people are wondering why I work...well...guilt is a major reason or My father bought me a very expensive watch for my HS graduation I guess money can't buy you funnyness.	look here, or here, or here, or here, or here....

Your ex boyfriend has a webpage!

Did you know that around 40% of Cherokee Indians are diabetic? Pretty weird. It's not my kind, it's type 2, but I think its pretty scary.

NEW STUFF FROM THE HOUSE OF PAYNE:
A list of One Line Emails, and 3 new movie reviews, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, The Sting, and Gallipoli

The Popcorn Fork
The Scolling Marquee:Ordering and using the POPCORN FORK will automatically cancel your membership in the FLAT WORLD SOCIETY! You may be ridiculed, and put upon by the less enlightened. Your best friends may drop you like a dirty sock when they see you enjoying Popcorn and other snacks with this instrument of cleanliness. But the up side is that you won't leave fingerprints visible to the naked eye. Your computer keyboard will be neat and clean. Opportunity's won't slip through your fingers. You will be hailed by some [Me] as a "Popcorn Pioneer" Thank you for your support.

HEY LITTLE SISTER: Whose the only one who bought this album?

Moz wants to fight you in the girl's locker room.

I listened to the calls that Crazy Drunk Guy made Friday, and I just had to post them and thank bookalooka. It's actually quite sad, yet I have to admit, it's almost as entertaining as the Jerky Boys.

Also, Adam & I saw Blood Simple last night. It was very good. For some reason the title of the film kept evading me WHILE WE WERE WATCHING THE MOVIE. So I sat there, every 10-15 minutes asking "Adam, Blood Honest?"... "Adam, Blood Spotless?"... "Adam, Blood Simply?"..."Adam, Burger Time ?"... I felt like an octogenarian.

I know you're wondering what I'm up to today, to help me forget about smokes, WeenRadio is doing the job just fine.

I hope I can say this with some ounce of truth: I quit smoking. I have been addicted to Camel Lights for about 3 years now and it's totally boring, there's really no fun in it. So i'm hopefully out for good. I'll keep you updated.